I Play Xbox. I Have A Little

Style, I Think, Is Panache. Who Are You? What Did You Do Today? And What Are You Worth To Me? What Do You Have To Offer The World? How Did You Spend Your Time Today On This Planet? How Are You Spending Your Time Every Second? What Are You Doing Now? Are You Alive, Or Are You Somnambulant?

Then There's Your Diet. You Cut Out Sugars, Fat, Soy Sauces... Anything That's Nice. Tea And Coffee Is Replaced By Boiling Water With Lemon. It's Amazing How Quickly You Get Into It. There's Also Herbal Tea And A Lot Of Water, Obviously... About Two Litres A Day.

I Have To Make My Bones With Hollywood To Get In. And When I Do Maybe I'll Metamorphose From Mr. Muscles Or Whatever It Is I Am Now And Become An Irascible Tosser.

A Lot Of People Say I Seem Masculine, But I Don't Feel It. I Feel Intrinsically Feminine. I'd Love To Be One Of The Boys But I Always Felt A Bit On The Outside. Maybe My Masculine Qualities Come From Overcompensating Because I'm Not One Of The Boys.

I Get Hired More Then I Get Seen More. I Get Seen More Then Maybe Celebrity And Fame Happens But At The End Of The Day There's No Difference Between My Five Dollar Performance And My Fifty Million Dollar Performance. It's Not Going To Make Me A Better Father.