I Originate From A Family Where Sauce

A Friend Will Tell You She Saw Your Old Boyfriend - And He's A Priest.

Never Have More Children Than You Have Car Windows.

Before We Sent Kids To Computer Camps And Told Them They Were Having A Good Time, There Was Imagination Among The Human Species.

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I Used Everything You Gave Me.