I Only Had A High School Education

I Managed 26 Years And Found Out When I Retired I Didn't Own The Game. I Thought I Owned It When I Was Managing All Those Years. You Can Climb To The Top Of The Mountain, Get Down On Your Knees And Kiss The Ground, Because You'll Never Own That Mountain. That Mountain Is Only Owned By One Single Person, And He'll Never Give It Up. That's The Way Baseball Is.

I Don't Want To Embarrass Any Other Catcher By Comparing Him To Johnny Bench.

The Only Reason I'm Coming Out Here Tomorrow Is The Schedule Says I Have To.

The Trick Is To Realize That After Giving Your Best, There's Nothing More To Give.

Problem With (john) Wockenfuss Getting On Base Is That It Takes Three Doubles To Score Him.