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I Am Not Sure I Should Have Dared To Start; But I Am Sure That I Should Not Have Dared To Stop.

When Told By A Helpful Aide That His Flies Were Undone He Replied 'young Man, There Is No Harm In Leaving The Cage Door Open If The Bird Is Dead!

A Baboon In A Forest Is A Matter Of Legitimate Speculation; A Baboon In A Zoo Is An Object Of Public Curiosity; But A Baboon In Your Wife’s Bed Is A Cause Of The Gravest Concern.

Socialism Is Inseparably Interwoven With Totalitarianism And The Object Worship Of The State.

If You Wanted Nothing Done At All, Balfour Was The Man For The Job.