I No Longer Needed A Reason For

If Your Boss Is Getting You Down, Look At Him Through The Prongs Of A Fork And Imagine Him In Jail.

Hollywood Is Responsible For Some Of The Greatest And Worst Movies Of All Time!

For Every Wacky Postcard, There's A Million People Waiting To Buy It, And For Every $10 Million Of Those Things, There's One Rembrandt. Purposely, I Think I Want To Aim At Doing Something That A Lot Of People Won't Like. I'm Just Worried That It Looks Like I've Compared My Work With Rembrandt. "gervais Says He's Better Than Rembrandt!".

I Think The Social Faux Par Is Probably What Most People Fear... More People Fear Public Speaking Than Death And That's Because We Don't Want To Make A Fool Of Ourselves. It's Fundamental.

There Was A Nobility In Poverty When I Was Growing Up. My Mom Was Poor But She Was Planting Roses And She Was Cleaning The Steps, You Know What I Mean. You Didn't Feel Sorry For Yourself.