I Niver Knew A Pollytician To Go

A Game You Play With Your Own Worst Enemy-yourself.

Politics Ain't Beanbag: 'tis A Man's Game, And Women, Children 'n' Pro-hy-bitionists Had Best Stay Out Of It.

Vice Goes Along Way Towards Making Life Bearable. A Little Vice Now And Then Is Relished By The Best Of Men.

Most Vegetarians I Ever See Looked Enough Like Their Food To Be Classed As Cannibals.

A Firm Belief Atthracts Facts. They Come Out Iv Holes In The Ground An' Cracks In Th' Wall To Support Belief, But They Run Away Fr'm Doubt.