I Never Watched The Oscars. Come On,

Every Man Has To Settle Down Eventually. You Know Why You Gotta Settle Down Eventually? Because You Don't Want To Be The Old Guy In The Club. You Know What I'm Talking About. Every Club You Go Into, There's Always Some Old Guy. He Ain't Really Old, Just A Little Too Old To Be In The Club.

I Had Always Been - Everybody Kind Of Likes Comedy. I Was Very Interested In Comedy, Beyond Just Liking It. I Had Friends That Took Apart Radios; I Wanted To Take Apart Jokes.

Black People Dominate Sports In The United States. 20% Of The Population And 90% Of The Final Four.

Gay People Got A Right To Be As Miserable As Everybody Else.

A Black Christian Is Like A Black Person With No Memory.