I Never Voted For Anybody. I Always

Women Are Like Elephants To Me. I Like To Look At Them, But I Wouldn't Want To Own One.

It's A Wonderful Thing, The D.t.'s. You Can Travel The World In A Couple Of Hours. You See Some Mighty Funny And Curious Things That Come In Assorted Colors.

Never Try To Impress A Woman, Because If You Do She'll Expect You To Keep Up The Standard For The Rest Of Your Life.

Set Up Another Case Bartender! The Best Thing For A Case Of Nerves Is A Case Of Scotch.

Everybody's Got To Believe In Something. I Believe I'll Have Another Beer.