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Soap, Like People, Shouldn't Smell Like Anything.

Writers Don't Often Say Anything That Readers Don't Already Know, Unless Its A News Story. A Writer's Greatest Pleasure Is Revealing To People Things They Knew But Did Not Know They Knew. Or Did Not Realize Everyone Else Knew, Too. This Produces A Warm Sense Of Fellow Feeling And Is The Best A Writer Can Do.

Civilization Means Conforming To A Standard Of Behavior That May Not Seem Natural To Us.

Always Keep Your Words Soft And Sweet, Just In Case You Have To Eat Them.

There Are More Beauty Parlors Than There Are Beauties.