I Never Thought I Would Meet Mariah Carey, But I Really Never Thought I'd Be Introduced To Her By Whitney Houston. She's Like, "hey, Baby, This Is Mariah." I'm Like, "i Know. I'm Darren. I Don't Know What I'm Doing Here."

-Darren Criss

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I Never Thought I Would Meet Mariah

Darren Criss

I Never Thought I Would Meet Mariah Carey, But I Really Never Thought I'd Be Introduced To Her By Whitney Houston. She's Like, "hey, Baby, This Is Mariah." I'm Like, "i Know. I'm Darren. I Don't Know What I'm Doing Here."

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Baby

Houston

Hey

Sometimes I Pretend To Be An Octopus. But Then People Are Like ‘darren What’re You Doing?’ And I Just Sit There And Laugh Because They’re Not Cool Enough To Be An Octopus And I’m Just Like ‘hah You’re Just Jealous Because You’re Not An Octopus.’

Jealous

Octopus

People