I Never Thought I Was A Libertarian

It Sucks Being Fat, You Know.

I Work With A Place In Santa Monica Called Phase Iv. My Doctor Recommended Them To Me When I Started Losing Weight. They Help People Train For Things Like Triathlons Or Biking And Running Races. They Offer Physical Therapists, Testing, Lectures.

In Any Other Job, They're Truck Drivers. In Show-biz, They're Transportation Captains.

That's The Great Thing About Having Your Friends Around You. I've Known These Guys Forever. I Really Enjoy Their Company Just As People. You Couldn't Ask For A Better Work Environment.

You Say Tomato, I Say Bourbon And Coke.