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In Most Agencies, Account Executives Outnumber The Copywriters Two To One. If You Were A Dairy Farmer, Would You Employ Twice As Many Milkers As You Had Cows?

Remove Advertising, Disable A Person Or Firm From Proclaiming Its Wares And Their Merits, And The Whole Of Society And Of The Economy Is Transformed. The Enemies Of Advertising Are The Enemies Of Freedom.

As A Private Person, I Have A Passion For Landscape, And I Have Never Seen One Improved By A Billboard. Where Every Prospect Pleases, Man Is At His Vilest When He Erects A Billboard. When I Retire From Madison Avenue, I Am Going To Start A Secret Society Of Masked Vigilantes Who Will Travel Around The World On Silent Motor Bicycles, Chopping Down Posters At The Dark Of The Moon. How Many Juries Will Convict Us When We Are Caught In These Acts Of Beneficent Citizenship?

A Well-run Restaurant Is Like A Winning Baseball Team. It Makes The Most Of Every Crew Member's Talent And Takes Advantage Of Every Split-second Opportunity To Speed Up Service.

Advertising Is The Place Where The Selfish Interests Of The Manufacturer Coincide With The Interests Of Society.