I Never Pray To God To Make

Golf Is The Most Fun You Can Have With Out Taking Your Clothes Off.

When Lee And Jack Win, It Is Good For Golf. When I Win, It Is Better.

I Was On The Dance Floor But I Couldn't Hear The Band.

I've Heard People Say Putting Is 50 Percent Technique And 50 Percent Mental. I Really Believe It Is 50 Percent Technique And 90 Percent Positive Thinking, See, But That Adds Up To 140 Percent, Which Is Why Nobody Is 100 Percent Sure How To Putt.

The Sweetest Two Words Are 'next Time.' The Sourest Word Is 'if.'