I Never Liked Bananas Much Anyway. Two-thirds

Next To An Old-fashioned Church Social, Or Possibly A Monster Bridge Party, There Is No Buzz Which Can Equal The Sibilant Buzz Ofa Matinée.

Traveling With Children Corresponds Roughly To Traveling Third Class In Bulgaria.

The Ideal Age For A Boy To Own A Dog Is Between Forty-five And Fifty.

What Is To Be Done With People Who Can't Read A Sunday Paper Without Messing It All Up?... Show Me A Sunday Paper Which Has Been Left In A Condition Fit Only For Kite Flying, And I Will Show You An Antisocial And Dangerous Character Who Has Left It That Way.

There Is Probably Not More Than One Hundred Dollars In Cash In Circulation Today. That Is, If You Were To Call In All The Bills And Silver And Gold In The Country At Noon Tomorrow And Pile Them On The Table, You Would Find That You Had Just About One Hundred Dollars, With Perhaps Several Canadian Pennies And A Few Peppermint Life Savers.