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Why Doesn't Tarzan Have A Beard

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Most People Work Just Hard Enough Not To Get Fired And Get Paid Just Enough Money Not To Quit.

The Writing Is What Gives Me The Joy, Especially Editing Myself For The Page, And Getting Something Ready To Show To The Editors, And Then To Have A First Draft And Get It Back And Work To Fix It, I Love Reworking, I Love Editing, Love Love Love Revision, Revision, Revision, Revision.