I Never Hear Terrorists Say 'merry Christmas,'

Heroin May Be Bad, But It Sure As Hell Hasn't Hurt My Cd Collection.

Religion Is Insanity By Consensus.

When Sex Is Good Theres Nothing Better, When Its Bad Its Not Bad.

All I'm Saying, As A Fan, Is I'm Tired Of The Same Song For 30 Years. Can't We Change The Message A Little? You've Arrived. You Have A Black President. Every White Guy In A Commercial Doesn't Have To Be The Idiot And Every Black Guy In A Rap Song Doesn't Have To Be God's Gift To The World.

A Lot Of People Have Warned President Clinton That Bosnia Will Turn Into Another Vietnam, Which Would Be Embarrassing For Him Because He'll Have To Go Back To College.