I Never Got A Job I Didn't

Aim Above Morality. If You Apply That To Life, Then Youre Bound To Live Life Fully.

At Seventy-four I'm Getting Minor Raves On My Looks, But I'm Caught In The Middle. Who Knows What Seventy-four Looks Like? Who Cares? But If I'd Listened To My Friends, I Could Now Lie And Say I'm Eighty-four. For Eighty-four, The Way I Look Is Spectacular.

So Easy To Fall Into A Rut, Isn't It? Why Should Ruts Be So Comfortable And So Unpopular?

In The Old Days, Ptomaine Poisoning Was A Cover-all. If You Missed A Show And You Were Young, It Meant You Were Having An Abortion. If You Were Old, It Meant You Were Having A Face Lift.

Courage Is Like A Strain Of Yoghurt Culture, If You Have Some You Can Have Some More.