I Met This Woman, I Fell In

I Am Always Looking For A Great Play And A Great Part To Do.

I Did An After-school Special As My First Big Thing. It Was Starring Butterfly Mcqueen. She Was The Name. But The Real Star Of It Was Robbie Rist, Who Was That Little Blond Kid Who Looked Like John Denver.

I Understand That If I Really Need My Hair To Be Nice, Now I Hire Someone To Do It, And I Understand That Putting On A Pair Of Heels Really Makes A Difference.

I Can't Go On Anymore Bad Dates. I Would Rather Be Home Alone Than Out With Some Guy Who Sells Socks On The Internet.

I Think Women Still Want To Be Married. But I Don't Think They'll Do Anything To Get Married Anymore