I Mean, You're Gonna Be Left Behind

I Don't Think Everyone Should Vote. If You Have To Be Dragged Into The Polls, Carried Into The Polls And Smelling Salts Have To Be Used, You Probably Shouldn't Be Voting. However, We Shouldn't Be Putting Up Barriers To Voting That Target Certain Groups.

I Know A Lot About A Few Things - Mostly Useless Things.

Irony Is The Disparity Between What You Expect Will Happen, And What Does Happen. So Raining On Your Wedding Day Isn't Ironic, It's Just Crappy. It Would Have Been Ironic If She Had Lived In A Place Like Seattle, And Traveled To The Desert Of Mexico For A Wedding And It Ended Up Raining There, But Not In Seattle. Alanis Always Gets The Last Laugh Though. We All Sit Here, Saying Her Song Isn't Ironic, But In Fact, That's Pretty Ironic That She Wrote A Song Called Ironic That Wasn't Really Ironic. Those Canadians Are Pretty Crafty.

It's Interesting, Because I Tend To Trust A Man With Big Ears.

As The Great Philosopher George Santayana Would Have Said, 'those Who Cannot Remember The Past . . . Should Simply Read Jan Van Meter's Tippecanoe And Tyler Too.' Van Meter's Greatest Hits Collection Of Slogans Is The Catchiest Ever Retelling Of American History. It's Like The Greatest Minds Of Madison Avenue Sat Down To Write A History Book. They Don't Make Sound Bites Like They Used To!