I Mean, She's Giving And Caring And

Why Is It When You Turn On The Tv You See Ads For Telephone Companies, And When You Turn On The Radio You Hear Ads For Tv Shows, And When You Get Put On Hold On The Phone You Hear A Radio Station?

I Know What I'm Doing, Just Show Me Somebody Naked.

I Had A Dream Last Night That A Hamburger Was Eating Me.

The Toughest Nights When I Was A Young, Unknown Comedian Were Opening For These Real Old-time Italian Singers. I'm Like Grace Jones To Them. "this Guy Is Nuts-talking About Socks. Where's The Wife Jokes, Where's The Fat Jokes?"

Your Blessing In Life Is When You Find The Torture You're Comfortable With.