I Make Up New Lyrics To Well-known

I See The Whole Concept Of Generation X Implies That Everyone Has Lost Hope.

I Get Angry At Myself For Staying In Relationships Way Too Long.

Life Has A Funny Way Of Helping You Out When You Think That Everything's Gone Wrong.

So Forgive Me, Love, If I Cry In Your Shower. So Forgive Me, Love, For The Salt In Your Bed. So Forgive Me, Love, If I Cry All Afternoon.

The More Vulnerable And The More Confused The Song Is, The Equal And Opposite Effect Is How I Feel After Having Written It.