I Make Sure I Make A Painting

I Loved Moustaches. I Used To Draw Myself With One. When I Was 14, I Was Really Into War And Van Gogh.

Before 1999, Tracey Emin And Sarah Lucas Offered To Get Me Exhibitions, But Joining The Stuckists Put A Kaibosh On All That - Because I Wasn't Prepared To Be Controlled. I Agreed To Co-found The Stuckists To Be Allowed To Say What I Wanted, And I Left The Stuckists Because I Didn't Really Want To Be In Them In The First Place.

I Gave Up Drinking Lots Of Whiskey And Began To Practice Yoga And Meditation. As A Result I Am Not Dead.

A Moustache To A Man Is The Same As A Fringe Is To A Woman. When You've Got It, You Want To Grow It Out; When You've Grown It Out, You Want To Cut It.

It Is An Artist's Duty To Be On The Wrong End Of The See-saw.