I Made A Deal With Myself That

I Saw Richard Linklater's Film 'slacker' For My Twenty-first Birthday. That Was The Moment When It All Seemed Possible. This Guy Gave Me Hope.

Don't Go Where The Puck's Been; Go Where It's Gonna Be

T-shirts And Long Pants Make Me Easier To Find In A Crowd, But Also Easy To Disappear In A Crowd Because If I Am Wearing This And Suddenly I Am Not, It's Like A Harry Potter Invisibility Cloak.

Controversial' As We All Know, Is Often A Euphemism For 'interesting And Intelligent.

In My Spare Time, I Smoke Acres Of Weed.