I’m Young, I’m Handsome, I’m Fast, I’m

Holmes Is So Ugly, His Grandmother Said When He Started To Cry The Tears Would Stop And Roll Down The Back Of His Head.

Sonny Liston Is Great. But He'll Fall In Eight.

I Tried To Get Into The Mind Of My Opponent And Psyche Him Out.

No One Knows What To Say In The Loser's Locker Room.

I Came Back To Louisville After The Olympics With My Shiny Gold Medal. Went Into A Luncheonette Where Black Folks Couldn't Eat. Thought I'd Put Them On The Spot. I Sat Down And Asked For A Meal. The Olympic Champion Wearing His Gold Medal. They Said, "we Don't Serve Niggers Here." I Said, "that's Okay, I Don't Eat 'em." But They Put Me Out In The Street. So I Went Down To The River, The Ohio River, And Threw My Gold Medal In It.