I’m Just A Big, Hairy, American Winning

All You Have In Comedy, In General, Is Just Going With Your Instincts. You Can Only Hope That Other People Think That What You Think Is Funny Is Funny. I Don't Have An Answer But I Just Try To Plough Straight Ahead.

I Think Anyone Who Has, You Know, Is In Any Sort Of Artistic Pursuit, Kind Of Goes Up And Down With The Way They Feel About Their Work. And I, For The Most Part, Am Pretty Happy Person. But, Yeah. I Go Through Definite Periods Of Time Where I'm Not Funny. I'm Not Good. I'm - I Don't Feel Original.

I Put My Pants On Just Like The Rest Of You - One Leg At A Time. Except, Once My Pants Are On, I Make Gold Records.

I've Always Wanted To Sail Around The World In A Handmade Boat. And I Built A Boat. I Had A Boat Built For Me, I Mean, And My Second Day Out To Sea I Realized That (a) I'm Not A Sailor, And (b) I Have No Knowledge Of Basic Navigation.

Grief Is Nature’s Most Powerful Aphrodisiac.