I’m A Comedian Who Got Into Movies,

Whenever I Am On Camera Or Doing Anything On Mic, I Don't Have Any Process At All. I Just Do It And, When I'm Finished, It Goes Away. There Is No Process. I Wish There Were Some Techniques To It. I Just Turn It On And Off, And Then I Go Home.

This Is How You Answer A Door In My Neighborhood. Who Is It?

Seventy-five Years. That's How Much Time You Get If You're Lucky. Seventy-five Years. Seventy-five Winters, Seventy-five Springtimes, Seventy-five Summers, And Seventy-five Autumns. When You Look At It Like That, It's Not A Lot Of Time, Is It? Don't Waste Them. Get Your Head Out Of The Rat Race And Forget About The Superficial Things That Pre-occupy Your Existence And Get Back To What's Important Now.

I Can Figure Out Which Spice Girl I Wanna Impregnate.

When I Go Back To The Stage, I Want To Be Able To Do Everything. I Want To Be Able To Do Music And Comedy And All That Stuff And Have A Show Like Nobody Ever Had Before.