I’m A Comedian Who Got Into Movies,

You Might Have Seen A Housefly, Maybe Even A Superfly, But I Bet You Ain't Never Seen A Donkey Fly! Ha, Ha!

When I'm Doing Stand-up, It's Just Me Depending On Me. I Know How To Go Out There And Make People Laugh. I've Been Doing It Since I Was A Teenager. I Trust My Instincts. I Just Go Out And Talk. A Lot Of The Time I Let The Material Come From The Top Of My Head.

I'm In A Whole Different Part Of Show Business. I'm Not Even Part Of Shakespeare In Love.

Whenever I Am On Camera Or Doing Anything On Mic, I Don't Have Any Process At All. I Just Do It And, When I'm Finished, It Goes Away. There Is No Process. I Wish There Were Some Techniques To It. I Just Turn It On And Off, And Then I Go Home.

White Boys Always Get The Oscar. It's A Known Fact. Did I Ever Get A Nomination? No! You Know Why? Cause I Hadn't Played Any Of Them Slave Roles, And Get My Ass Whipped. That's How You Get The Nomination. A Black Dude Who Plays A Slave That Gets His Ass Whipped Gets The Nomination, A White Guy Who Plays An Idiot Gets The Oscar. That's What I Need, I Need To Play A Retarded Slave, Then I'll Get The Oscar.