I Love Zombies. If Any Monster Could

This Is My First Week As An American Citizen. It's Amazing. Now I Can Vote In The General Election - And For American Idol.

I've Got Young Kids, So It Suits Me To Do A Job Which Keeps Me In Town Right Now.

It 's The Time Of Year When Canadians Mate.

Today Monopoly Added A New Game Piece: The Cat. The New Piece Was Chosen After Weeks Of Online Voting. Is That A Surprise? Whenever There's A Vote For Something On The Internet, The Cat Always Wins.

I Have A Deep And Profound Mistrust Of All Politicians.