I Love You Like A Fat Kid

The Job Isn't Done Until You've Blamed Someone For The Parts That Went Wrong.

Dilbert: You Joined The "flat Earth Society?" Dogbert: I Believe The Earth Must Be Flat. There Is No Good Evidence To Support The So-called "round Earth Theory." Dilbert: I Think Christopher Columbus Would Disagree. Dogbert: How Convenient That Your Best Witness Is Dead.

Management Is Nature's Way Of Removing Idiots From The Productive Flow.

He Was Tenser Than Jesse Jackson On Father's Day.

If I Had To Pick One Quality That Best Predicts Success (other Than Wanting To Be Successful) It Would Be The Willingness To Risk Embarrassment.