I Love Watching Keep-fit Videos While Munching

When I Have Sex With My Husband, I Fantasize I Am With A Petite, Hot Young Woman.

When I Was With Andy Warhol, I Thought, 'god, His Wig Looks Cheaper Than Mine!'

Sometimes I Like To Run Naked In The Moonlight And The Wind, On A Little Trail Behind Our House, When The Honeysuckle Blooms. It's A Feeling Of Freedom, So Close To God And Nature.

When I Talk To A Man, I Can Always Tell What He's Thinking By Where He Is Looking. If He Is Looking At My Eyes, He Is Looking For Intelligence. If He Is Looking At My Mouth, He Is Looking For Wisdom. But If He Is Looking Anywhere Else Except My Chest He's Looking For Another Man.

I'm No Angel If That's What You Thought You Found. I Was Just The Victim Of A Man That Let Me Down.