I Love Thongs. The Day They Were

I'm Not Saying, "i Don't Condone Plastic Surgery." But If You Do It, Then Do It Well, Make Sure You Come Out Looking Like Yourself. You're Comfortable Being Put Under A Knife And Being Disemboweled? Great!

Childhood Is What You Spend The Rest Of Your Life Trying To Overcome.

I Have A Thing For Red-haired Irish Boys, As We Know.

The Rule Is You Have To Dance A Little Bit In The Morning Before You Leave The House Because It Changes The Way You Walk Out In The World.

Ironing Is Comfort. It's Control. I'm A Nutty Person Who Likes To Make Sure Everything Is In Its Place.