I Love The Day Date. No Wine,

Well, Howard Stern Has Been Doing His Impression Of Me For Years. It Doesn't Really Bother Me.

I Love Advertising Because I Love Lying.

Have You Ever Noticed How They Keep Improving Your Laundry Detergent, But They Still Can't Get Those Blue Flakes Out? Why Do We Trust Them To Get Our Clothes Clean? These Guys Can't Even Get The Detergent White!

People Don't Think Of Their Office As A Workplace Anymore. They Think Of It As A Stationary Store With Danish. You Want To Get Your Pastry, Your Envelopes, Your Supplies, Your Toilet Paper, Six Cups Of Coffee, And You Go Home.

Not That There's Anything Wrong With That.