I Love 'scrubs.' It's The Best Day

I Was Originally Set To Star In 'the Bourne Identity,' But I Found It Too Difficult To Even Pretend To Forget Who I Was.

I Was Originally Casted To Be In The Superman Movie But I Read The Script And Realized That It Was Mysteriously Similar To My Screenplay For Zach Braff The Movie.

Its Not That I'm In Love With Myself, I'm Just Trying To Pick Up Everyone Else's Slack.

It's Hard For Me Not To Be Extraordinarily Cute. I Had To Fight It.

I Have No Desire To Make Money Off Musicians. I Just Want To Promote Them Because I Want To Share Music.