I Love 'scrubs.' It's The Best Day

Honestly, The Only Way Garden State Could Have Been Better Was If I Played Every Character. I'm Awesome.

Best Movie Ever?! Come On, My Appearance On Arrested Development Had More Dynamics, Realism And Feel To It Than The Whole Trilogy Combined.

I Don't Know Why People Were So Upset With Me. Prince Got His Own Symbol. I Just Wanted To Adopt The Handicap Symbol As My Own So I Could Park In Handicap Spots. Deformed People Should Be Honored To Park So Close To Me. Meeting A Celebrity Like Me May Give Them Hope In Their Mistake Of A Life.

Sure, They Are The Future Of Our World. Nike And Reebok Need More Factory Workers Every Day.

I'm Kind Of Jealous Of The Life I'm Supposedly Leading.