I Love Pop Music. It's Not Easy

When You Talk Like An Asshole And Look Like An Asshole, You're An Asshole

I Never Thought Of Green Day As A Punk Band. Just Bubblegum, Really.

Sometimes The Most Positive Thing You Can Be In A Boring Society Is Absolutely Negative.

The Real Color Of My Hair Is Mouse. I Always Want To Be Ginger, Which I Was When I Was Born, Or Blond, Because I Live In L.a., And I Want To Look Like I Go Surfing Without Any Physical Effort.

I Love Stephen Colbert And Jon Stewart Because They're Bringing Irony Back Into American Humor, Which Is A Delicious Treat. The Entire Colbert Persona Of Being Extreme Right-wing When He's Not At All Is Highly Amusing. He Does It So Well, But Sometimes A Little Too Well. My Wife Is Convinced He's Completely That Way.