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But No, We Cross, Crisscross, And Recross Our Old Tracks Like Figure Skaters.

Sometimes, Comics Will Make The Observation That It's Not Jokes That Are Funny, It's Characters That Are Funny. And Isn't That True! That's Why I Always Kill Jokes. I'm Terrible At Them, Because I Get The Joke Right, But I Can't Get The Character Right, And It Just Goes Down Like A Lead Balloon.

I Can Write Pretty Much Anywhere.

Words Are What You Fight With But What You Fight About Is Whether Or Not You're Afraid Of Them.

As An Experienced Editor, I Disapprove Of Flashbacks, Foreshadowings, And Tricksy Devices; They Belong In The 1980s With M.a.s In Postmodernism And Chaos Theory.