I Love Going To The Feed Store

Cows Are A Lot Smarter Across The Board Than Bulls.

One That Always Stings Is "grow Up." And It Stings Most When You Have The Suspicion That It Is Justified, That You Have Just Done Somethingchildish And You Got Nailed For It. It's Probably Been Said To Me A Few Times.

I Hate It When Women Fight Aging With Plastic Surgery Or Fashion Choices. There's This Arrogant Youth Worship In Our Society.

Kissing's A Good Thing, Man. It's The Doorbell Of Intimacy.

I Love Knowing That I'm Not Better Than Any Other Person On The Planet.