I Love Black People, But I Hate

If Your Work Is So Smart That Only Smart People Get It, It's Not That Smart.

You Can't Fake Comedy - It's Not Like A Movie, Where A Director Can Just Cast A Pretty Face.

If A Kid Calls His Grandma "mommy" And His Mama "pam", He's Going To Jail!

Nobody Really Wants To Be A Stand-up, They Want To Get On Tv.

A White Boy That Makes C's In College Can Make It To The White House.