I Love Being Married. It's So Great

I Know I Want To Have Children While My Parents Are Still Young Enough To Take Care Of Them.

The Logic Was, There Weren't Too Many Female Comedians, So I Thought I Might As Well Try A Field That Had Fewer Competitors Than The Field I Was In, Which Was Acting, Singing And Dancing.

When I Was A Kid, I Had Two Friends, And They Were Imaginary And They Would Only Play With Each Other.

I Had No Desire To Be A Stand-up Comic Until I Decided To Do It.

The Older Theory Was, Marry An Older Man Because They're More Mature. But The New Theory Is Men Don't Mature. Marry A Younger One.