I Love Being A Drummer But I

Just The Other Day Someone Threw A Bra Duct-taped To A Tennis Ball. I Just Stood There, Playing Guitar, Thinking How This Was Totally Premeditated. Some Girl Sat Around Inventing A Way To Get Her Bra Onstage From 40 Rows Back.

There's Nothing Better Than Having A Bottle Of Beer In Your Hand In The Waves.

'some Kind Of Monster' Is Such A Nightmare For Any Musician To Watch Because You're Watching A Band Be Honest To Each Other. Not A Good Idea, Man!

A Musician Should Only Sound Like What They Do, And No Two Musicians Sound The Same. It's An Individual-feel Thing, You Know?

People Should Never Be Afraid That Foo Fighters Are Ever Going To Break Up, It's Like Your Grandparents Getting Divorced - It's Not Gonna Happen.