I Look At Life Like A Big

I Really Can't Believe What A State The Pyramids Are In. I Thought They Had Flat Rendered Sides, But When You Get Up Close, You See How They Are Just Giant Boulders Balanced On Top Of Each Other, Like A Massive Game Of Jenga That Has Got Out Of Hand.

I'm Not Invited To Any Exciting Parties And My Life Hasn't Really Changed.

I Look At Life Like A Big Book And Sometimes You Get Half Way Through It And Go 'even Though I've Been Enjoying It, I've Had Enough. Give Us Another Book.'

I've Always Wanted To Kick A Duck Up The Arse

Why Didn't Evolution Make A Giraffe Good At Carpentry So It Could Build A Ladder?