I Loathed Every Day And Regret Every

I Failed To Make The Chess Team Because Of My Height.

Don't Knock Masturbation. It's Sex With Someone I Love.

Life Is Divided Into The Horrible And The Miserable.

We Knew The Front Door Was Always Left Open, But We Broke In Just To Keep In Practice. Doxy Turned All The Washburn Family Photos To The Wall So There Wouldn't Be Any Witnesses.

I Never Considered Myself An Artist. I Aspire To Be An Artist, But I Never Thought I Had The Depth Or Substance Or Gift To Be An Artist. I Do Think I Have Some Talent, But It Doesn't Go As Far As Being An Artist.