I Like Working With The Public, I

If You Decide On Having An Alcoholic At Your Party, Make Sure It's A Large Gathering. This Way, Until The Alcoholic Begins Removing Their Clothes Or Dangling The Cat Out The Window, They Can Sort Of Blend In. An Alcoholic At A Small Gathering Is Called An Intervention.

Imagination! My Problem Is That I Have So Many Ideas, I Never Have Enough Time To Use Them All. Just The Other Day I Thought Up Eleven Things I Could Do With A Flowerpot. Eleven! Three Of Those Things Didn't Even Involve Plants.

My Mother Always Said 'don't Bother Other People.' I Think That's Good Advice.

I Like Dramas And Stuff. That's What I Watch, But It Seems Weird That I'd Be In It.

I Have Always Wanted A Bunny And I'll Always Have A Rabbit The Rest Of My Life.