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Last Week I Lost My Temper In My Karate Class. Man, I'm Not Doing That Again Until I'm A Black Belt. Because I Can Tell You There's A Difference Between Taking Karate And Receiving Karate.

The Easiest Time To Add Insult To Injury Is When You're Signing Somebody's Cast.

History, Like Wallpaper, Repeats Itself And Can Also Make A Room Look Old-fashioned.

I Can Always Tell How Stupid Someone Is By How Certain They Are About What They're Saying.

I Would Like To Have Windshield Wipers That Do The Whole Windshield, Please.