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People Seem To Think If They Dress Like A Revolutionary They Don`t Actually Have To Behave Like One.

This Is A Big Surprise I Don't Agree With The Concept Of Award Ceremonies, But I'm Prepared To Make An Exception For The Ones I'm Nominated For. The Last Time There Was A Naked Man Covered In Gold Paint In My House, It Was Me.

Painting Something That Defies The Law Of The Land Is Good. Painting Something That Defies The Law Of The Land And The Law Of Gravity At The Same Time Is Ideal.

There Are Four Basic Human Needs; Food, Sleep, Sex And Revenge.

Once Upon A Time There Was A Bear And A Bee Who Lived In A Wood And Were The Best Of Friends. All Summer Long The Bee Collected Nectar From Morning To Night While The Bear Lay On His Back Basking In The Long Grass. When Winter Came The Bear Realised He Had Nothing To Eat And Thought To Himself 'i Hope That Busy Little Bee Will Share Some Of His Honey With Me.' But The Bee Was Nowhere To Be Found - He Had Died Of A Stress Induced Coronary Disease.