I Like Men. They Are Hugely Entertaining,

I Don't Like Doing Stand-up, Because I Don't Like Standing Up.

I Like Reading, I Like Boring Things, And Yet I Think People For Ages Had This Image Of Me That I Was On The Tube With A Chainsaw Looking For Any Likely Candidate.

The Way To A Man's Heart Is Through His Hanky Pocket With A Breadknife.

Privatisation Splits Hospital Services Into Increasingly Small Packages.

I Have Such Admiration For Single Mothers. I Simply Don't Comprehend How You'd Cope With That Intensity, The Lack Of Breaks, Ever, On Your Own.