I Like Feeling Like An Ox At

I Have A Fat Head - I Get Freaked-out Looking At Pictures Of Me.

I Never Do The Dishes, Because My Husband Has An Affinity For It. And I'm Also Not Allowed To Touch The Coffeemaker.

When Men I Have Dated Over The Years Whined About, ‘oh, You Make No Time For Me’ – See Ya! I Just Dumped Them. I Don’t Need That Pressure In My Life.

I'm Completely Unqualified For Any Job I've Ever Had.

My Husband Cooks Fancier Food For Himself Than I've Ever Cooked On-air. I Call Him From The Road, And He's Making Champagne-vanilla Salmon Or Black-cherry Pork Chop. Half Of Me Is Feeling Unworthy. Not Only Am I Not A Chef, I'm Not A Better Cook Than My Own Husband!