I Like A Good Beer Buzz Early

I Find A Lot Of Joy Just Going Out And Playing For People.

I Propose A Limitation Be Put On How Many Sqares Of Toilet Paper Can Be Used In Any One Sitting. Now, I Don't Want To Rob Any Law-abiding American Of His Or Her God-given Rights, But I Think We Are An Industrious Enough People That We Can Make It Work With Only One Square Per Restroom Visit, Except, Of Course, On Those Pesky Occasions Where 2 To 3 Could Be Required.

You Can't Be In The Public Eye Without Making Mistakes And Having Some Regrets And Having People Analyze Everything You Do.

A Lot Of People Seem To Get Preoccupied With What I'm Wearing As Opposed To The Music.

Are You Strong Enough To Be My Man?