I Learned This Summer That Peeing In

Stand Up Is Really Fun Because If I Think Of A Joke Or A Funny Idea, Then I Can Just Go And Tell Some People And If They Laugh, They Laugh Right Away.

And As Far As Actors Go, Peter Sellers Is My All-time Favorite.

When A Dalmatian Sees A Cow He Must Be Like, 'what The Hell Happened To Him? I Am High Right Now. That Dalmatian Is Fat And Smeary.' When The Cow Sees The Dalmatian He Must Be Like, 'he Looks Amazing. I Am So Out Of Shape, This Is Ridiculous. My Tits Are On The Ground Here.

It's Thursday And It Really Feels Like A Thursday. Sometimes Things Just Work Out.

Our Times, A Brief History: As Televisions Became Flatter, People Became Rounder.