I Know I'm Smarter Than An Armadillo

I Need A Stimulating Environment To Write Because My Books Are Driven At 100 Miles Per Hour At A Time.

Now They Broke My Toothbrush, I Don't Own Anything.

I Was Fired From My Television Job, Simple As That. Well, Downsized, Really, A Classic 1990s Situation.

A Calm Environment Is For After I Finish Work.

I'm Not Really Into Gourmet Food; I'm The Kind Of Guy Who Just Stops By A Place That Looks Good Rather Than Heading For The Restaurant Of The Moment.