I Know I'm Not A Wordsmith. And

. . . She Was Obsessed With Clothes And Status, How She Never Gave A Thought To Being Responsible For Her Own Actions, Or Even What She Might Do For Anyone Else-making Her The Ultimate Example Of All That Was Wrong And Misguided About Young Women Today.

Sometimes I Want To Be On 'the Real Housewives Of New York.' I Want To Remind Them To Figure Out How To Get Along And Support Each Other.

As Long As You're Neurotic And Crazy, He's Great. But Once He Solves All Your Problems, He Becomes The Problem.

Retribution Is Tricky. . . . The Insult Isn't Usually Worth The Risk Of Punishment. And Eventually One Learns That Karma Has A Surprising Way Of Taking Care Of These Situations. All You Have To Do Is Sit Back And Watch.

I Don't Go To Parties To Meet Men. I Go To Parties To Stand In A Corner And Watch People.