I Knew Already When I Was Seven

Give Me A Glazed Doughnut, And A Bottle Of Anything... To Go!

They Make This Drink In Brazil Called Cachaca. It's Sugar Can Alcholho. Costs 35 Cents A Quart. One Quart Of That Stuff And You See God. Two Quarts And You Graow A Pair Of Tight Pants And An Electric Guitar.

I Can Teach You To Jump Up In Five Seconds-it Takes Years To Learn How To Land Properly.

Let's Play With The Career, If We Can't Find Anything Else To Do

You Gotta Learn The Alphabet, Backwards And Forwards. And Then The Choice Is Yours, 'cause Last I Looked, The Bible Is Written In The Same Words, The Exact Same Alphabet, As My Favorite Pornography. Choice Is Yours.